What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I don't like religions.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your going to be alright just relax

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Bible.. Hm.?

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Maybe leave out

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

You shall not bear false witness.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

This isn't going to, hurt.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?